I use to work the Football games as an Officer or what some enebreated fans would call me is Oskificer. There are many stories about football games that I have but I will stick to the Orange Dress on this one.
This happened in 2003 where after many many years of working games I would breed smirched that kept me apprised of people trying to sneak alcohol into games. On this particular Saturday we had an incident where I was on a gate and one of my snitches called me and told me there was a Guy that was sneaking in alcohol strapped to his leg and he was wearing a orange Dress.
Yes you read right an Orange Dress. I alerted my lieutenant that there was a male that had on an orange dress that was coming through my gate and if he heard me say "please lift your dress" I was talking to a male not a female. Sure enough Mr. Orange dress comes strutting through my line. I ask him to lift up his dress and he had a bottle of Jack duck taped to his upper right thigh. Boy that was fun ripping it off of that prick.
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