A letter to those Tennessee Fans that want Coach Jones fired

Dear Fake Ass Fans,

I am writing this letter to tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP! We are not getting rid of Coach Jones! He will not take us to a National Championship no matter what. I equate him to a Cancer Doctor. For the Past 3 years we have had a cancer at the helm and that cancers name is Dooley. I will forever call him the Dooley Disease.

Now if you had cancer and the doctor prepped u all summer and gave you 3 treatments do you expect to be cancer free? If you do you are dumber than I think you are! It sometimes takes years to get rid of a cancer. The first year you see a small change, the second year you have an improvement, the third year you get up and dance, and the fourth year that cancer is gone. So, I want y'all to give this coach a chance.

Sincerely,
A Real TN Fan